limericks

There's a man called Mickey Rourke
Played the wrestler and a crook.
He is old and frickin' fat,
Still no one gives a crap.
He's ye olde, good Mickey Rourke.

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There's a lady called Gaga
AKA, the fame monsta'.
She keeps wearing freaky clothes
Only suitable for whores.
She's the pretty, ugly Gaga.

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There's a tiny boy called Justin Bieber
Has a name that rhymes with beaver.
He's a little star,
That shines brighter than a car.
There he goes, Little Boy Bieber.